teganandsara:

26 years later, but still got those cool guy moves!

teganandsara:

26 years later, but still got those cool guy moves!

(Source: lumin0l, via calins)

// COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL//

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

(Source: vinegod, via cannibalistic-lesbian)

did-you-kno:

Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.
Source

did-you-kno:

Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.

Source

// I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.//

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via hannibalitus)

ivebeenbenaddicted:

Sherlock-comic-of-the-day

Original can be found here: http://onewingedjeeby.deviantart.com/art/Nine-Lives-320032730

(via finalproblem)

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

(via impulsivegiraffe)

(Source: everyoneinmybed)

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

(Source: rocketlynx, via impulsivegiraffe)

rubbermaddox:

Ilustrations by the incredible Carol Rossetti check her out and follow her here! http://carolrossettidesign.tumblr.com/

(via impulsivegiraffe)

redpooch:

tyleroakley:

I’m never swearing again.

melon-farmer

redpooch:

tyleroakley:

I’m never swearing again.

melon-farmer

(Source: aquaticrecords, via ezrafitzinmyvagina)

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